Weirdos vs 30 something women everywhere

Why is it that as soon as we enter our 30's the weird men our mothers warned us about come out of the woodworks.

You know the type- the greasy, creepy individuals with bad hygiene. They force themselves into our world as if they believe that just because we are older with loud ticking biological clocks that we will be desperate enough to say "yes" to every ugly male who bestows his attention. I mean come on, I would rather choose the spinisters life thank you very much!

So on that note I say lets band together my 30 something sisters, and say "no, we are not desperate enough to stoop that low (yet)", because Lord knows if another gormless fool with quite a questionable dress sense approaches me with a wink and a smile I will surely loose the last few marbles that survived the cosmo swilling days of my 20's.

LSGS