Friday, 13 November 2009

Rejoice...men have truely set us free!!!




When it comes to the girly gossiping that one does with close girlfriends, the weekly topic of the Brazilian always comes up. I am not referring to some yummy oiled Brazilian man with a toothy mega white smile, oh no, I am referring to the pruning of one’s lady garden.



Every girl I know needs, as opposed to wants, to get their bushes maintained regularly. Some of my girlfriends swear that it is for “their own satisfaction”, but I have sneaky suspicion that their boyfriends/husbands/lovers are also given a neat garden to play in because we care that they see everything as just so. I am sure if one of my friends was brave enough to present to her beau a 1970’s style bush that they would fear that their lover would run a mile and never return.



After a bit of research consisting of embarrassing questions directed towards some of my male friends I found out that the majority of men do not prefer the plucked chicken look. They understand that it is a look reserved for the females in the adult business and they therefore do not expect their lovers to adhere to the rules bestowed upon porn stars. Also another important fact that they stressed to me was that they will not turn down a bit of slap tickle no matter the state of one’s garden- ewwww guys are sooooo desperate sometimes!



So ladies, the men have indeed set us free, so it is now up to you to accept this and not have to put yourself through a torture that has to be worse than child birth. Why not embrace the style of the 1970’s and see what the freedom will produce. Anyway no one, except those invited to view, can see your lady garden but remember we all can see your armpits, eyebrows and moustache so please do not allow them to grow wild- because that would just be unsightly!



LSGS

1 comment:

  1. What tommyrot! All man love a bald pussy. Did I just say that. Am Reading this at eye doctors waiting room. Men do not want to lick a forest. They want to see the woods for the trees! All that free hippy hairy mu
    mu stuffs overrrrrr! That said. Decent blog darling! Keep up the good work
    ......mwah x

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