Single and fabulous seeks partner in crime

I realised something of late, that for me to be able to find Mister Right, or even mister right now I need a partner crime. All my dear friends are either in a relationship or always too busy to go out Sex and the City style-and if I continue to wait for a partner in crime to come along I know that a girl can become an old maid before her time- and that cannot happen to me.

I have contemplated heading out on my own, but I decided that I will probably reek of desperation or I could even, God forbid, be mistaken for a lady of the night.

So I am putting an ad out there into the universe, “Single and fabulous seeks partner in crime” a fantastic fashionista like moi. This individual will be my “wing man” (think Top Gun- Tom Cruise’s character Maverick had wing man Goose- love that movie) who I can go to parties, clubs and even pubs damn it on a regular basis. I miss having a partner in crime, especially since parting ways with an old friend- but let’s not dwell on that.

Any who, if only Miss Kiki (you know who you are) lived in London, I know we will certainly be painting the town red a few nights a week but until she or I cross the pond, I will continue to pine for my very own partner in crime. Lord knows it is getting boring staying in watching TV with a tub of ice cream for company- how sad! I need to be out and about looking in every nook and cranny for my next beau, because I am certain that I am not going to find him in the cracks of my couch amongst lost change and food crumbs.

LSGS