A Man's Perfect Catch

What is a catch for the average male? We all know that men love a good looking girl with a killer body, i mean thats a given. But what do they truely seek in a mate.

I put this question to many of my male friends, colleagues, and even my alpha male brothers and this is what i was told that their ideal partner would have the following attributes (looks and killer body aside):

Is single
Educated and smart
Confident and outgoing
Has a job
Has no children
Does not live with parents
Can laugh at herself
Has a good sense of humour
Can sometimes be one of the boys (not all the time though)
Sex
Has maternal instincts
Can cook
Wants kids
Can let me hang with my boys
Can pretend to enjoy watching sports (i laughed at that one)
Has her own teeth and hair- unless the extentions look good.

When I had compiled the list I looked at it and thought this describes the majority of my beautiful single friends (and my single self too) so what does this mean? Maybe they like the idea of their ideal woman possessing some if not all of the above but when confronted with a woman like that in reality they get the case of 'its not you, it's me'. A shame we do not come with a 28 days returns receipt, just an easily broken heart.

LSGS