Monday, 18 October 2010

No Nookie....part 2




A few days ago i shared a little nugget with you when i said "no more nookie'" until i am in an 'adult' relationship, and the response that I got from by beloved blog readers was 'for the love of God woman, why stop?'

So i thought 'hmmmmm'. In my defence, allow me to add that I have been finding it all exhausting. I know that us women sometimes convince ourselves how fabulouly empowering it is to hop into bed with some sexy random, but there are times when it just isn't worth it you know!??!

When it comes to moi, the idea of going through the maybe broken condom, 24 hours of nausea from the morning after pill, 3 months wait until the HIV test could be assuredly negative and ducking and diving calls from Mr Lover, nearly drove this girl into an insane asylum stat. So I will hold fast to my decision blog readers and maybe get a hobby- knitting maybe.

LSGS

STOP-THE-PRESS: All that being said, I have a date on Wednesday, with A cutie who is taking me for cocktails and jazz- so fingers crossed that he is more than just a passing maybe!!!



Monday, 11 October 2010

No more nookie until....


....I am in a relationship.
My reason for closing shop is because i am not the type of girl to have meaningless sex. Admittingly i wish i could be a bit like Samantha (of SATC), and that whenever I have an itch I can just get a hot guy to scratch it, but for some reason meaningless sex leaves me feeling rather empty and hallow, well the couple (literally) of times i have done it!


A good friend of mine, said that all a girl needs is "a good electrical equipment (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)" to keep things chugging along nicely. Mmmmmm lets pause for a moment, as I ponder whether I am ready to buy my first ever, dare i say it, dildo.


In a SATC episode they spoke well of the Rabbit, a pink and oddly shaped pleasure instrument that scares the hell out of me. It looks akward and quite blah, and the penis shaped dildos look to much like a well dressed cucumber- stop laughing you know that you agree with me, a veiny cucumber-lol!


So whats a girl to do? Well first and foremost, I should avoid shirtless pics of Reggie Bush and Josh Duhamel whilst repeating the following "meaningless sex for you eats at your soul" and finally if all else fails I will google "good vibrators" and see what comes up. This will be just in case my no nookie reaches the 12 month mark with no Mr Right in sight- a quite depressing thought so lets not dwell!!!
Wish me and my mini me luck!


-LSGS


ps- recommendations welcomed!!!