....I am in a relationship.
My reason for closing shop is because i am not the type of girl to have meaningless sex. Admittingly i wish i could be a bit like Samantha (of SATC), and that whenever I have an itch I can just get a hot guy to scratch it, but for some reason meaningless sex leaves me feeling rather empty and hallow, well the couple (literally) of times i have done it!
A good friend of mine, said that all a girl needs is "a good electrical equipment (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)" to keep things chugging along nicely. Mmmmmm lets pause for a moment, as I ponder whether I am ready to buy my first ever, dare i say it, dildo.
In a SATC episode they spoke well of the Rabbit, a pink and oddly shaped pleasure instrument that scares the hell out of me. It looks akward and quite blah, and the penis shaped dildos look to much like a well dressed cucumber- stop laughing you know that you agree with me, a veiny cucumber-lol!
So whats a girl to do? Well first and foremost, I should avoid shirtless pics of Reggie Bush and Josh Duhamel whilst repeating the following "meaningless sex for you eats at your soul" and finally if all else fails I will google "good vibrators" and see what comes up. This will be just in case my no nookie reaches the 12 month mark with no Mr Right in sight- a quite depressing thought so lets not dwell!!!
Wish me and my mini me luck!
-LSGS
ps- recommendations welcomed!!!
Don't make things complicated with unnecessary penetration! Start small and inexpensive with a wireless "silver bullet"! :)
ReplyDeleteSincerely, a good friend (lol)