Hellooooooooo are you all still out there?.... I know that it has been a while. I am soooooo sorry but I have been having a hair moment (slightly more important then a romance moment).
You see a few weeks ago I got my hair cut. My hair when straightened graced the bottom of my neck. I decided a while ago that i wanted my hair cut, the style Rhianna had circa 2006. I printed out a photo and took it to what i thought was a reputable hair salon- I had no idea that when i sat in the hairdressers chair that I had just signed my beautiful hairs death warrant.
Anywho to continue, i showed the rather scary hairdresser (that should have been my first warning) my photo of Rhianna, she nodded and silently began. Taking a quick glance at her own hair which she had very little off (second warning) I decided to let her work her so called magic. After all the treatments blah blah blah , she got to the point where she started to cut my hair, i watched her closely. About 15 mins into the cut I noticed that there seemed to be a lot more hair on the floor then my head. I told her that i thought she was cutting way too much off, and her response was (in a strong jamaican accent) "I know what I am doing man".
Two hours and a half later from when she first started she had completed the look, and when i glanced in the mirror i thought "OMG where has my hair gone". The woman had given me a hairstyle that i never asked for. Something that was wayyyy too dramatic for me. I was in total shock.
As i walked out of the salon, i thought to myself "what the hell have i done". I could not believe i paid a crazy Edward Scissor hands wannabe to butcher my hair. When i got home i broke down. I cried 'poor me' tears like those girls off Americas Next Top Model until my eyes where swollen. My mother tried to calm me, but nothing could soothe me so i took an asprin and went to bed early, something i had not done in a long time.
I know that it is only hair and that it will grow, but damn it I feel so unfeminine. My friends have told me that it is cute. But boy do i sometimes look at my self and think why me? So now I am trying to look on the bright side. Trying to find a way of styling it so i do not feel so butch. New earrings maybe. Yes with my short hair, i might have to be all about the earrings. One friend suggested that i adorn sexy heels all the time so i can look more feminine.
Anywho lovelies, I hope that you are well. On the man front, my new hairstyle is pulling in the youngsters. I am constantly chatted up by boys who have barely been weened off their mothers breast. It is like the young 18-21 year old boys feel that I, a 31 year old woman, look young enough to be asked out by them. Mmmmmm maybe this hairstyle is going to bring out the cougar in me, well it sure beats bringing out the butch side!
LSGS
THIS IS THE HAIRCUT I ASKED FOR (this is the exact photo I showed):
THIS IS THE HAIR CUT I HAVE ENDED UP WITH:



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