Good kisses win you brownie points

I wish I could make a large sign to tie around my neck that says
"good kisses win you brownie points".


Worry not, there is a reason to my madness. The last guy (mister bad boy aka the puerto rican) I was seeing (although I must admit that I still occasionally see him whenever the mood strikes me) always kissed me in a way that involved a lot of dribble and tongue grabbing.


He kissed like a Dyson hoover that would not quit. It was awful, and I would never wish it upon anyone, even my worst enemy.

Ok this is how the kissing happens. He would start of slow (I do love a slow and tender start) for about 10 seconds. Then just as I am starting to enjoy kissing him, he grabs my tongue with his and pulls it into his mouth where he holds it hostage.


As I try to break free he holds the back of my head so I can barely move as he sucks the life out of my tongue. I feel like he is literally giving me oral, but that he forgot what lips he was satisfying. Okay that was a bit vulgar, but it had to be said- now I am sure you get where I am coming from.


When I finally broke free from the oral Shawshank, I was panting and exhausted and all he could do was lick his lips, smile and say "now wasn't that worth the wait". As the feeling returned to my tongue I gave him the "you got to be kidding" look which he stupidly mistook for agreeing that yes it was good.


So why do I still "occassionally" still see him, well I am a half glass full type girl and I am hoping that he will get better. Ok thats like a tad exaggeration- I am just bididng my time and waiting for something better to come along. I mean he is a bad kisser but I am debating whether it is better to be kissed even if it is bad, or to never be kissed at all. Well heres hoping that a good kisser will come along soon, as my tongue can only take so much and anywho I want to start handing out some brownie points!!!


LSGS